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Douchebag Explosion CD

Douchebag Explosion’s 74 minute opus of moronic genius. Features foot tappers and knee slappers like “Shit Bag”, “Shit Yo Pants parts I, II & III”, “The Balls of Justice”, “Suck a Gummi Bear’s Cock” & “Wedgie Suicide”. This massive skull-fucker of an album will change your life for the worse. It will eat your children and wear their entrails as necklaces. And I think you should buy it for $5 + $3 s&h. It will bring you good luck and make your hairs very shiny.

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Douchebag Explosion’s 2010 SONG OF THE WEEK

We’ve already got another album’s worth of material. We’ve decided to puke it into your mouth, once a week. Come back to this page for a new Douchebag Explosion track every week, or get the feed at the bottom of the page. Like a punch in the nuts, without nuts.
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December 17th, 2011
Christmas is Canceled

There won’t be one this year.

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September 7th, 2010
Moose Knuckle Sandwich

Moose Knuckle Sandwich

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August 25th, 2010
Ain’t Nothin’ Like a Sheep

Ain’t Nothin Like a Sheep

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August 19th, 2010
You’re Gonna Melt That Dildo

You’re Gonna Melt That Dildo

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August 11th, 2010
Why Are You Trying To Kill Me?

Why are You Trying to Kill Me?

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July 30th, 2010
Brown Wings

You’ve heard of red wings, right? They also come in brown.

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July 5th, 2010
Butt Sweat Lemonade

It’s hot out there… go get some lemons, put some real hot pants on and do it up fresh!

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June 17th, 2010
My Balls, Your Nose

Let’s see how it goes….

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June 11th, 2010
I Wish I Was Taking A Shit

I Wish I Was Taking A Shit

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June 4th, 2010
Pubic Hair Bonfire

Play the video (lower the sound) at the same time!

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May 26th, 2010
Dog Shit

Fuck!
Watch the video at the same time!

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May 5th, 2010
Your Mom

Happy Mother’s Day from Douchebag Explosion.

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April 21st, 2010
Explosion at Douchebag Central

An experimental combination of congas, a Casio SK5, and digital demolition. This is serious music people.

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April 7th, 2010
Flaps

There are as many types of flaps as there are types of injuries which might require the use of a flap. Flaps come from many different locations, and are used in many different ways to accomplish the desired result. However, flaps used for reconstructive plastic surgery can be broken down into two main categories.

Other kinds of flaps include flesh flaps and you know, just plain old flappy flaps. Ewww.

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March 31st, 2010
Jesus Gave Me AIDS

Lonnie came to Jesus after an especially vivid acid trip and soon attained prophet status, baptizing thousands and catalyzing the international Vineyard Church movement (which later recruited folk-seeker Bob Dylan in the mid-70s). Yet Lonnie was gay, a fact that even the most open-minded of Jesus Freaks were unable to accept, and he was eventually disowned by the very community he helped found.

http://www.tomorrowland.org/slime/2007/09/jesus-gave-me-a.html

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March 17th, 2010
Paris Hilton Ass Hair Moustache

“Free Moustache Rides” – A large banner proclaims a special treat for all visitors…

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March 10th, 2010
Satan’s Piss Hole

Fire in the hole. Satan’s Piss Hole, that is. GET OUT!!! William lends his voice on this one.

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March 3rd, 2010
French Dip Afterbirth

This year we celebrate 102 years of the French Dip, AFTERBIRTH!!!!

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February 24th, 2010
Kill Your Balls

KILL YOUR BOSS!!!!!!!!!!! No, WAIT!!!… KILL YOUR BALLS!!!!!!!!!!

�Did it really kill your balls?� he asked.

�Yeah.� I pulled down my shorts and let him feel my balls. �Squeeze them,� I said. He did.

�They�re kind of squishy,� he said. �It doesn�t hurt for me to squeeze them?�

�Nah, they�re dead for sure.�

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February 17th, 2010
Staplegun Scrotum

A masturbating machine-shop worker catches his scrotum in a piece of machinery and tears it open, then staples it back together…

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February 3rd, 2010
Roy’s Not Here

Every other session at our studio, The Meatlocker, some dude or another stumbles in and asks “Is Roy here?”. “No, man” is the most common answer…

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January 27th, 2010
Astronaut Diarrhea

Astronaut Diarrhea
Did you know they have Chinese food in space? They also have this.

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January 20th, 2010
Scum Gun

Lookin out for #1, mother fucker.

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January 13th, 2010
Everything Zilla (Is Owned By Godzilla)

Fuck Godzilla. Did anyone even go see his last movie? What a dick, suing Mozilla and breathing fire on Blue Öyster Cult…

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